Woodrow's Trumpet


Tim McLaurin

Woodrow's Trumpet

978-1878086-25-9
1-878086-25-1
$13.95 paperback
5 1/2" x 8 1/2"
256 pages

Down Home Press

Woodrow's Trumpet is a mournful sound crying a theme as old as man. You'll hear it long after you leave the last page. --Greensboro News & Record

Filled with humor, compassion, and satire. Memorable characters the reader will be better for knowing. --Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Honest like a dirt road. A brilliant mirror by which to see ourselves, darkly. --Raleigh News & Observer

Beautifully crafted, a tribute to the individualism that cannot be destroyed even by the dull order of subdivisions and their concrete-covered earth and tamed grass. --Louisville Courier-Journal

Fresh, true, funny, sad, a testament to a new talent. --Detroit Free Press

More than a well-told dark comedy, it's the tale of how any of us can be trapped and, in turn, trap others by limiting our vision. Rejoice! The South has a new storyteller. --Nashville Banner

That treasure of treasures: a good book. --Winston-Salem Journal

From Woodrow's Trumpet:

A chilly spring rain had been falling for two days when the clouds finally broke in the west. The fat lady slowly waddled from her purple and orange tent, detouring deep puddles, on her way to the hot dog stand where Ellis worked. Ellis spied the huge lady in her tent-like dress, and automatically took a couple of foot-long wiener buns from the steamer and began lathering them with chili. He was adding the onions when she sat down heavily on one of the stools, breathing as powerfully as if she had run a mile.

"Damn, Connie," Ellis said, squinting one eye and smiling. "Baby doll, you know I would have brought you your supper in another thirty minutes. Get your feet wet?"

"No," Connie said between breaths. "I need the exercise anyhow." Her great bosom rose and fell.

The carnival was slow for opening night. Hard rain had kept the crowd away, and the only amusements going were the ones under shelter. Ellis watched a sliver of moon lick through the clouds. "Reckon things will pick up tomorrow?" he asked.

"Should, if the weather clears." Connie shredded a paper towel into a pile. She watched Ellis dice a bell pepper with the end of his spatula, the bits of vegetable popping on the hot, oiled grill. She liked the lanky boy with his quick smile and intense blue eyes. Sometimes he lingered at her tent after bringing her supper, making small talk as if he shared her loneliness.

Connie sighed. "He knows, Ellis," she said quietly. "Frankie knows everything. They got into another fight and Joanie spilled her gut."

Ellis stiffened. He stirred the bits of bell pepper before shoveling them down the side of the bun. "Yeah? Knows what, Connie?"

"Don't play dumb with me, honey. I ain't blind."

"When did she tell him?"

"Only about thirty minutes ago. I heard them shouting inside their trailer."

Connie smiled sadly. She laid two dollars on the counter, took the wieners wrapped in white paper in one hand, pinched Ellis's cheek with the other, then turned and waddled away.

Ellis lay two more foot-longs on the grill. "Hey, Harry," he shouted to a man with tattoos and gray whiskers manning the other side of the tent. "I'm going to take a leak."

Ellis walked a quick, straight path through the midway to the small camp trailer he shared with Harry. Once inside, he locked the door, then began stuffing clothes into a battered canvas pack. Into his breast pocket, he slipped a plastic sack containing a few tablespoons of dirt. He gave the tiny room a once-over, then stooped through the door, checked left and right, and faded into the darkness beyond the circle of the midway. He considered slipping by to say so long to Connie, but decided the detour wasn't worth the possibility of getting caught.

about the author
Tim McLaurin was a Marine and Peace Corps volunteer who once was known as Wild Man Mac, proprietor of a traveling snake show. He was the author of several other books, including The Acorn Plan, Cured by Fire, The Last Great Snake Show, Lola, Keeper of the Moon, The River Less Run, and Another Son of Man.   He died in 2002.

 
 

 

 


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